Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
hold me manatee. hold me tight and never let go
ok there we go this photoset DID make me cry
This is my letter to angry fanboys.
First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us to bond is fantastic.
What I don’t love are angry fanboys (I wish there were a different word for them). I don’t love being scoffed at when I jump excitedly at finding a comic. I don’t love being told that, if I didn’t like something, it’s because it wasn’t “meant for chicks.” I don’t love the notion that I’m not a real fan because I have two X chromosomes and like to look at the Avengers cast. And I sure as hell don’t love my online interests (particularly shipping) being looked down on by the people who do this:
(Comment on a negative Rotten Tomatoes review of The Avengers.)
(Message in my inbox. Way to be an anonymous coward.)
(Comment on the the SHH boards.)
That last one’s fairly tame. It followed a (now deleted) comment that went something to the effect of this: “Tumblr is sick. I can’t even browse the Avengers tag because of all the fangirls posting porn.”
Well, you know what? I’m not sorry.
I’m not sorry my enjoyment of fandom is different from yours.
Maybe my time would be better spent bitching at reviewers and complaining that Black Widow made it to film before Ant-Man. But that’s not what I choose to do. I choose to draw. I choose to write fanfic. I choose to share podcasts and make comic book recommendations. I choose to be positive (when I’m not pissed of at people like you anyway).
I’m not sorry you sometimes stumble upon sexualized male characters.
You know why? Because of this:
(Zatanna’s new “costume”)
And this:
(Starfire)
And this:
(Heroes for Hire #13)
And, finally, this:
(Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and TITS AND ASS!)
You get to ogle comic book characters constantly. You get to ogle movie characters constantly. And you know what? While I have a problem with the double standard in comics, that is your right. Women are sexy.
But if I want to put Iron Man and Captain America on the cover of The Notebook or pose them like Cyclops and Jean Grey, I’m going to do it. And I think I have the right to without being thought of as some sort of freak.
(Shameless self-promotion.)
How is the way I enjoy my hobby less healthy than the way you enjoy yours? How am I the one who’s inappropriate? I think it’s because I sexualize male characters instead of female ones.
I’m not sorry that makes you uncomfortable.
(“Leave the Avengers aloooonnneeeee!”)
(Wasp would never say this.)
I’m not sorry you’re a homophobe.
Actually, I kind of am. Exploring alternate sexual orientations isn’t “defamation of character.” It’s 2012, for crying out loud. I’m not a lesbian (or curious for that matter) but I can appreciate the Spider-Woman/Ms.Marvel pairing and the occasional Pepper/Natasha fic. The world of internet fandom has a lot to offer you if you let it.
I’m not sorry for shipping.
Shipping is glorious. I ship because it’s nice to think that these epic heroes have equally epic romances. Some of the fanfic out there is better written than a lot of comic books. Some of the fanart is better than real comic book art (looking at you, Rob Liefeld). Some of the things I ship are canon (Spider-Man/MJ). Others aren’t.
(Not canon.)
There’s a misconception that fangirls are only interested in male/male pairings. Some of them are, and who cares? That’s their right. But the assumption just isn’t true. There’s a reason Natasha/Clint is popular among movie fans. There’s a reason Tony/Pepper is popular. Those characters have boatloads of chemistry.
Then again, so do Loki/Thor, Tony/Bruce, and Tony/Steve. Don’t want ladies to overwhelmingly ship male characters together? Make a movie with more than one female lead. We can’t help it that The Avengers is a sausage party.
We are going to ship. We are going to ship loudly and proudly and there’s nothing you can do about it. I suggest you stop complaining and jump on the bandwagon. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy fangirls when you get to know us. We have a sense of humor. We have a sense of fun. We just happen to also have a strong sense of romance and a thing for attractive men.
So sue us.
*STANDING OVATION*
Bless this post
So much this
Oh, I’m sorry, are people sexualizing your gender and then putting it on the internet in a way that makes you uncomfortable? Welcome to every single day for women.
^^
i like it when the boys kiss
As a girl who is one of all of us constantly plagued by mentruation, menstrual cramps, fearing going out alone at night, going out alone in some places in general and having to watch boys make lewd comments about my gender, reading this post is an honest-to-God breath of fresh air. WE DESERVE TO SHIP WHO WE WANT TO SHIP WHATEVER WAY WE SHIP IT GODDAMMIT.
Concept art by Ryan Meinerding vs. The Avengers poster banner
‘Move me to the front.’
‘More lady butts.’
‘Make Thor look less heroic. I’m the real hero here.’
‘MORE EXPLOSIONS.’
‘LASERS.’
‘Better add some smoke and fires.’
‘Flip over that ugly taxi.’
‘I guess put Steve up by my side or something?’
#’what about some naked ladies can we get some naked ladies on this thing somewhere’ #’mr stark i don’t think… this poster needs to be hung in public places—’ #’okay fine fine right i hear ya better stick with more explosions then’ #’mr stark there’s already smoke in the background and—’ #’MORE EXPLOSIONS. and have us standing IN THE EXPLOSIONS to show how badass we are. also make me taller than cap thanks perfect’ #seriously only tony stark would request more lasers on his poster
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit

metalliccolouredphallusinmybutt:
Doctor Who
yes good
Scrubs
very okay with this
..Continuum.
IDEK WHAT ITS ABOUT YET. HOW. WHY. NO.Suburban Shootout.
As long as I end up with Bill, I’m cool.
Supernatural
Yes. This pleases me. Destiel can happen and I can marry Sam. ^_^
Phineas and Ferb.
Well, I know what I’m gonna do today.
Has anyone seen Perry?
Moulin Rouge. Shit.oh, that says tv show. Sherlock….STILL SHIT! REICHENBACH!
Phineas and Ferb
…KICK ASS.
Misfits
Aaaaahahhaha
Cold Case. Um. o____o
Grimm.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the show…but the creatures are kinda scary…but then again, Nick is hot as fuck….okay, yeah, I can dig it.
(Am I a Grimm, though, like Nick? Or am I a creature, like Monroe? Or am I just a normal person, like Hank or Juliette? Hm…)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
amuse me
I KNOW I WON’T GET ANY BUT PLEASE SOMEONE I AM SO BORED HAHA I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND IF YOU ASK I MIGHT PROMO YOU :3
#it’s like thor is at a salon having his hair done #with his sassy gay best friends
“omg thor ooommmggggg THAT hair with THOSE highlights?”
“seeeeeriously awh mai gawwwwwwd, no! no!”
“what, what, WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
“LOOK AT YOUR LIFE”
“LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.”

Twins colored by ~iesnoth
As a former Myles Fowl rper, I have a soft spot for the twins. This piece is nicely done— right down to the wood grain in the floor boards.
If you like the artist’s work, be sure to go on DA and leave them a comment!
Iesonth is my favoriteeeeeee.














I KNOW I WON’T GET ANY BUT PLEASE SOMEONE I AM SO BORED HAHA I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND IF YOU ASK I MIGHT PROMO YOU :3